One of the nice perks of working for Unnamed Comedy Theater and not technically directly for the cruise line is that we are not required to wear our magnetic name tags in passenger areas. We're required to wear them in crew areas, but the second we slip out from behind the "Crew Only" doors, those name tags come right off.

The few times you forget to take them off you are immediately pounced on by passengers with questions you don't know the answers to. It may be the most important perk of all, especially since during the days before our first show each cruise we can move around in almost total anonymity.