Leaving Tampa again (again).
Standing on the back of the ship, got into a conversation from a pleasant older couple from, as they called it, "Orlanduh." (They're originally from Virgina, but have lived in Orlando since "before Disney moved in.")
Orlanduh Woman: So, where are you from? Tampa?
Me: Uh... no... I actually work on the ship. I'm one of the performers.
Orlanduh Woman: Oooo. when is your show?
Me: This week.... Tuesday. And we have some shows on Friday and Saturday.
Orlanduh Woman: What do you do the rest of the time?
Me: Oh, we... rehearse...
Orlanduh Woman: So you don't, like, help out? Clean rooms?
Me: No. [sort of long pause] I wouldn't be good at it.
Orlanduh Woman: What? You can't make a bed? Your momma didn't teach you how to make a bed?

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