I tagged along to a crew party on a small charter boat to celebrate a departing dancer or singer. I joked that we were trading a giant boat you can drink on for a smaller boat you can drink on, but this boat had one big advantage over the cruise ship (beyond the absence of cruise ship passengers): you could jump off of it into the ocean.

So we drank, climbed to the top of the boat, and jumped out into the slightly terrifying darkness.

With half the party-goers swimming in the ocean, when it was time to organize a group picture, one of the dancers yelled, "Picture time! Everybody back into the boat! Hey! Everybody! Shark! Shark! Get back in the boat!"