In Ohio for a few days to get our car back and to visit family.

One of our first stops: visiting my Grandma Anne (my mother's mother) in the Nursing Home.

Me: I'm back.
Mom: Remember, Arnie and Sarah were traveling around on a cruise chip for the last few months.
Me: We went to Mexico... Bermuda...
Grandma: Oh. And all this time I've been cooped up here.

I considered explaining that her room is twice as big as the cabin we were living in, but decided against it.