I did write several of the questions in the current Facebook version of You Don't Know Jack while on the cruise ship. People asked, "Did you write a lot of cruise ship questions?" A lot? No. Some, yes. I joked, "If you see a shuffle board question, I probably wrote it."

That said, I did not write this question, a Dis or Dat from today's game, which asks, "Is it a Carnival Cruise Line ship, a Tom Cruise movie... or both?" (Glory? Magnolia? Miracle?) I wish I had written it, though. It's a good one.